Omg, did I mention to anyone that I strongly dislike kids?
I cannnnnnnot stand/sit/squat humans from age 0 to age 10.

Goodness. You place kids with dogs in a cafe, you get CHAOS man. The kids will climb all over the place, eat all over the place and mess up the whole place. The dogs will roam around the table, making it impossible for you to serve the dishes. I don't mind dogs, I love them alotalot actually. [And by the way, the dogs are adorable! They brought a puppy golden retriever(!), 2 super duper cute chihuahuas and 1 something (I forgot the name of that species but it's the Bryan Wong's dog)]

Goodness. And the kids there are seriously not normal. They are of mixed blood, and bloody bossy. & the parents don't do anything about it! Kanasai man, they play sparklers, they litter the whole place, they scream, they shout, they wail, they run around threatening to knock things over & the best thing is, they like to pour their hot chocolate onto the side plate, making it spill onto the table, making the table bloody sticky. What the heck sia, the hot chocolate is damn nice and you pour it away? You goons. Argh, I DON'T LIKE KIDS! I think they are a nuisance. Don't tell me I was a kid once too, and maybe still a kid.

Argh, although the kids are damn adorable too [cos mixed blood whaddaya expect] and they talk to you in that cute british/american/japanese/china/australian slang. But sorry, I just.cannot.stand.kids.

Actually I didn't like kids since...I was in sec 1? But my work place made me dislike kids even more. Did I say that I don't like kids? I DON'T LIKE KIDS!